Once upon a time there were these two beautiful female figures of the kingdom of Palmer in the land of Alaska. One day while they were being bored as always they decided to steal a nifty contraption from the sacred kingdom's museum of ancient artifacts. They had heard stories of this wonderous image saver from their grandfather the king. He said that if you hold the image saver and press the enormous button at the top, it will make a very suprisingly loud clicking noise and then somehow by dipping the plastic from within into stinky grape juice it saves the images of beautiful beings. Well these two beautiful female figures tried it out. They created incredible stories with the shapes of their bodies, the emotion on their faces and the energy from within their very souls. But Shelly dropped the image saver into a hollow, it just so happened to be the very hollow that the mean old creepy man lived in. The one that "foretold" the future. Both of the girls were far to afraid to ask for it from him so they ran back to their rooms never to speak of the image saver again. But this old creepy man was infact not creepy but was surely old. He was 2000 years old. A historian, and because of that he could easily predict the future. And when he found this "image saver" or in other words a camera, he developed the film and saw what wonderful models these two girls were. He saved those pictures for 500 more years before he died. 800 years later when historians and scientists were looking for his grave they struck a bit of luck. Finding the very hollow he oncce lived in. And within that hollow they found the pictures and shared them with the whole world. Showing that at least 1300 years ago there were cameras and that the two Wilderness girls were the most amazingly beautiful female images anyone had ever laid eyes on. The End
Well I hope you are happy now Grandpa : ) Love you dearly say hey to Grandma for me!